ATTENTION: Local business owner
Never Miss Another Call.
Your AI Receptionist Answers Instantly,
Day or Night.
Your AI Receptionist sounds entirely natural, is live in days,
and is built specifically for your industry.
Fully automated, zero sick days, and save around £30,000.
Setup in 48 hours · No contracts · UK-based support.
THE HARSH REALITY
Missed calls are missed revenue.
62% of inbound calls to small businesses go entirely unanswered.
85% of callers who don't reach a human will never call back.
An in-house receptionist costs upwards of £35,000/year to manage the phones.
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SEAMLESS AI INTEGRATION
What the Train a Fish AI Receptionist does
The Train a Fish AI Receptionist is an intelligent, conversational voice agent built to handle your inbound calls just like a real person would. It understands context, asks the right questions, and ensures every caller feels heard and helped immediately.
- Sounds perfectly human: Engages in natural, flowing conversations without robotic delays.
- Books appointments seamlessly: Syncs instantly with your calendar to secure bookings on the spot.
- Takes precise messages: Captures critical details and sends instant SMS or email follow-ups to your team.
- Always available: Operates 24/7, never takes a break, and never calls in sick.
Most importantly, our AI is designed to be the ultimate backup to your existing staff, stepping in when your front desk is overwhelmed, busy with a patient, or off the clock. It is not designed to replace your human team. (Please note: We are a technology company and do not provide human call-answering or live receptionist services.)
THE ADVANTAGE
What you gain
Instant 24/7 Response
Never miss a late-night inquiry.
Zero Training Required
Ready to work perfectly from day one.
Infinite Scalability
Handles 1 or 1,000 chats simultaneously.
Consistent Brand Voice
Always on-message, every single time.
Seamless Qualification
Automatically filters and books top leads.
Multi-Language Support
Speaks your customers' native tongue.
Need human intervention? Smoothly hands off complex queries to your staff.
Average savings: £30,000/year compared to human agents.
Average 12% more clients.
How it works
1. Tell us about your business
Share your company details, FAQs, SOPs, and requirements to set the foundation.
2. We personalise your new receptionist
Our team adapts a
pre-built industry model to mirror your exact brand style.
3. Forward or get a number
Easily route your existing calls, or claim a brand-new dedicated local line.
4. Go live and capture calls
Launch your 24/7 AI receptionist, give her/him a name and ensure you never miss a lead again.
TAILORED FOR YOU
Choose your industry
Select your industry below to load a pre-configured onboarding flow designed specifically for your business model.
Traditional Receptionist vs AI Receptionist
See why modern businesses are making the switch to always-on automation.
Traditional Receptionist
- Cost: $35,000+ per year
- Availability: 9 AM - 5 PM only
- Sick Days: Yes & paid leave
- Ramp-up Time: Weeks of training
- Scalability: Slow & expensive
SMARTER CHOICE
AI Receptionist
Cost: Premium £5000 basic
Availability: 24/7/365 always-on
Sick Days: Zero downtime
Ramp-up Time: Instant deployment
Scalability: Infinite & immediate
LIVE DEMOS & PROOF
Hear it live, then see what clients say
Listen to real calls handled by our professional receptionists, followed by unedited feedback from businesses just like yours.
Solicitors
Listen to how we handle a sensitive new case inquiry re divorce with warmth and discretion.
Dental Practice
Hear us book an urgent appointment seamlessly into a live practice calendar.
Italian Grand Hotel
Listen to a receptionist efficiently answering a wedding enquiry out of office hours on a Sunday night.
Simple, transparent pricing (GBP)
Starter
£49/mo
200 included minutes
Covers lunches and latesStandard email support
Basic call routing
Standard analytics
Free 14 day trial
Most popular
Growth
£99/mo
500 included minutes
Enough time for extra 1 hour before and after work, and lunches times.Telephone support
Advanced call routing
Detailed analytics & reporting
Optional white-glove setup
Free 14 day trial
Scale
£199/mo
All "Growth" plus
1,500 included minutes
Priority support
Custom integrations
Custom automations
Free 14 day trial
Optional Add-on: White-glove customisation is £449 one-off.
Extra minutes billed at £0.35/min. No setup fees. No long-term contract. Cancel anytime.
TRADITIONAL RECEPTIONIST
£24,000 - £30,000
per year. Plus national insurance, sick days, holidays, and limited 9-to-5 operating hours.
AI RECEPTIONIST
From £49
per month. 24/7 instant call answering, zero sick days, zero training required.
GETTING SORTED
Frequently asked questions
Does it sound robotic?
Not at all. The voice models use natural inflection, pacing, and even brief conversational pauses. You would be hard-pressed to tell it isn't a real person on the line.
What happens if the AI can't help?
It seamlessly forwards the call to a designated human team member or takes a detailed message, ensuring your caller is never left at a dead end.
Can I use my existing business number?
Spot on. We can port your current number over seamlessly, or you can simply forward calls from your existing line straight to the AI.
How fast can I go live?
We typically have everything set up, tested, and taking live calls within 48 hours of our kick-off chat.
Is there a long-term contract?
No lock-ins here. It is a rolling monthly agreement, meaning you can cancel at any time with just 30 days' notice.
What if I go over my monthly minutes?
We just bill a nominal per-minute rate for any overage. No nasty shock fees or sudden service interruptions.
Can it book directly into my calendar?
Absolutely. It syncs right up with your existing booking system, slotting appointments into your diary in real-time without ever double-booking.
Does it work for my industry if it is not listed?
Almost certainly. We train the AI directly on your specific business rules, documents, and FAQs, so it adapts to suit practically any sector.
FINAL STEP
AI Receptionist that answers, books, and follows up - 24/7
14 day free trial available • Setup in 48 hours
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